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Dialogue between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un.

I looked up “communication styles of great leaders” and found these five traits.

* Being a good listener
* Friendliness
* Empathy
* Open-Mindedness
* Respect

Following is a dialogue between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un. I couldn’t resist adding a few lines of my own.

Trump: North Korea best not make any more threats. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.

Military solutions are now fully in place, locked and loaded, should North Korea act unwisely.

North Korea: UN Ambassador Nikki Haley is a political prostitute.

Trump: Spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing.

Rocket man is on a suicide mission.

North Korea: YOU are on a suicide mission!

Trump: The United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea.

Kim Jong Un: You are a mentally deranged dotard.

Trump: You are a madman who doesn’t mind starving or killing your people, will be tested like never before!

Kim Jong Un: You are not invited to my sleepover party.

Trump: Rocket Man!

Kim Jong Un: Dotard!

Trump: Little baby Rocket Man!

Kim Jong Un: Big fat dotard. A frightened dog barks louder.

Trump: Oh yeah? At least I can lose weight but you’ll always be ugly.”

KIm Jong Un: You’re too dumb to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

Trump: I’m going to bed. And don’t even think about coming up to tuck me in or give me a kiss.

Kim Jong Un: You’re dumber than snake mittens.

Trump: When I grow up I will never marry you!

Kim Jong Un: You don’t love me, and you’ve never liked me.

Trump: If (Foreign Minister of North Korea) echoes thoughts of Little Rocket Man, they won’t be around much longer!

North Korea Foreign Minister Ri Yong Ho:
Since the U.S. declared war… we will have every right to…shoot down the U.S. bombers even when they are not yet inside the airspace border of our country.

Oops, so much for great communication.

1 thought on “Dialogue between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un.”

  1. I find it concerning that your country’s elected leader spends so much time on his personal twitter account.

    It seems to show a level of insecurity on his part, constantly having to play to the audience to get some sort of reaction.

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